Dice Goblin - Dice of Disappointment
Some gifts say "I care." This one says "I'm thinking of you, and I want you to roll badly." The Dice of Disappointment is a full seven-piece set of gloriously naff dice — ugly, unpolished, poorly inked and thoroughly cursed — the ideal joke present for a rival player, a merciless DM, or yourself if you've a soft spot for rubbish dice. They're functional and correctly shaped; they're just not going to win any beauty contests.
At a glance
- Contents: full 7-piece polyhedral set — D20, D12, D%, D10, D8, D6, D4
- Style: deliberately ugly (each die different)
- Material: acrylic / resin
- Best for: D&D and tabletop RPGs — as a gag gift
Why it's good
- A proper full set, just aesthetically challenged
- Every die is a different flavour of awful
- Guaranteed shaped correctly and functional — no broken or dented dice
Equal parts insult and affection — the perfect stocking-filler for the gamer who has everything.
Seven dice, zero dignity — the ultimate joke gift. For the real thing, try one of our proper Mystery Dice Bags.
Dice Goblin - Dice of Disappointment
Some gifts say "I care." This one says "I'm thinking of you, and I want you to roll badly." The Dice of Disappointment is a full seven-piece set of gloriously naff dice — ugly, unpolished, poorly inked and thoroughly cursed — the ideal joke present for a rival player, a merciless DM, or yourself if you've a soft spot for rubbish dice. They're functional and correctly shaped; they're just not going to win any beauty contests.
At a glance
- Contents: full 7-piece polyhedral set — D20, D12, D%, D10, D8, D6, D4
- Style: deliberately ugly (each die different)
- Material: acrylic / resin
- Best for: D&D and tabletop RPGs — as a gag gift
Why it's good
- A proper full set, just aesthetically challenged
- Every die is a different flavour of awful
- Guaranteed shaped correctly and functional — no broken or dented dice
Equal parts insult and affection — the perfect stocking-filler for the gamer who has everything.
Seven dice, zero dignity — the ultimate joke gift. For the real thing, try one of our proper Mystery Dice Bags.
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Some gifts say "I care." This one says "I'm thinking of you, and I want you to roll badly." The Dice of Disappointment is a full seven-piece set of gloriously naff dice — ugly, unpolished, poorly inked and thoroughly cursed — the ideal joke present for a rival player, a merciless DM, or yourself if you've a soft spot for rubbish dice. They're functional and correctly shaped; they're just not going to win any beauty contests.
At a glance
- Contents: full 7-piece polyhedral set — D20, D12, D%, D10, D8, D6, D4
- Style: deliberately ugly (each die different)
- Material: acrylic / resin
- Best for: D&D and tabletop RPGs — as a gag gift
Why it's good
- A proper full set, just aesthetically challenged
- Every die is a different flavour of awful
- Guaranteed shaped correctly and functional — no broken or dented dice
Equal parts insult and affection — the perfect stocking-filler for the gamer who has everything.
Seven dice, zero dignity — the ultimate joke gift. For the real thing, try one of our proper Mystery Dice Bags.
